Hailing from Holland, Michigan, Exalted Order of Goats delivers a crushing brand of Doomcore inspired by the state's darkest paranormal legends and cryptid lore.
The band's inception is the stuff of underground legend. In the spring of 2024, all four members found themselves deep in the Manistee National Forest, independently hunting for Bigfoot. Intending to call in a Sasquatch, they each began throwing out vocal mimics. Tracing the sounds, they closed in on what they thought was a pack of cryptids, only to discover they were just howling at each other. This bizarre twist of fate forged an immediate bond, giving rise to Exalted Order of Goats.
The band features a powerhouse lineup: Kade Infernox (Lead Vocals/Guitars), Alex Pyroclast (Rhythm Guitars/Backing Vocals), Mike Sloss (Bass/Backing Vocals), and Scum Puppy (Drums/Production). Together, they weave monolithic riffs and oppressive rhythms that echo the dread of the West Michigan woods.
After tearing through regional venues across 2024 and 2025, the band escalated their live presence with a monumental performance at Hoobiepalooza 2026. Their studio discography, entirely produced and mastered by Scum Puppy, includes the heavy-hitting December 2025 digital single Feed the Forge, alongside a prominent feature on the January 2026 Hoobie Records digital compilation album, Pigfoot Sloppy Poop Finger Woodbooger Upper Decker.
Official Representation
Exalted Order of Goats is an official Hoobie Records artist. All recordings, including their discography produced and mastered by Scum Puppy, are released and managed exclusively by the label.
